I just broke bones from the fourth and fifth set of phalanges on my left foot. Good thing I'm already a doctor, or this might be hard to fix on my own!

Be right back, I'm busy trying to figure out how best to not come off as a drug-seeking lunatic to the nurse in this hospital. I have a feeling it's not going to work and I'm just going to have to show her my doe-eyes, though. ;;