Jack is sitting on my bed, but when I sat down, he didn't claw me or move. He's just laying there. He's not sick, is he? I don't know whether I'm more comfortable with that idea than with the idea that he's starting to get attached...


No, I'm not updating this with something useful. Go back to shagging your significant others, I'll be too busy figuring out how to best scare the pizza delivery man.