Because I Know You All Want...

[boredcertified]

...to read another conversation excerpt.

Decided I'd help you with that need.

You needy things you. <3

Kishamaru42 (6:59:18 PM): Too easy.

Kishamaru42 (6:59:29 PM): ...and so's that last sentence.

keefingers (6:59:55 PM): It really is. Of course, anything can be sexual if you want. Just add 'if you know what I mean' to the end of it

Kishamaru42 (7:00:30 PM): Exactly. Feel free to throw some examples out there.

keefingers (7:00:43 PM): I have to go do laundry...if you know what I mean

keefingers (7:00:57 PM): I have to apply mentholated oinment to my bleeding ass...if you know what I mean

Kishamaru42 (7:04:44 PM): ...I think that last one's a bit above most people's heads, actually.

Kishamaru42 (7:04:49 PM): If you know what I mean.

keefingers (7:04:54 PM): oh, good one

And look! Now you're in my bed journal as well. If you know what I mean.

Don't worry, Sands, you're better than he is.

I really like crossing out the text to make it harder for you to read. <3

Comments

[taxmanharri.livejournal.com]

Is it because I have a sex addiction that you've never come on to me? I'm almost jealous.

By the way, "needy"...in what context?

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

I'll bet you are, you major tease you. I don't take well to being taunted, just as a warning. Sore loser too. <3

SEX ADDICT ALERT. But don't worry, this time it's warranted. This is ME we're talking about, after all.

And um, that picture. Back to the tease thing.

[opiumsunset.livejournal.com]

So this is what George meant when he told me that you were an asshole.

[taxmanharri.livejournal.com]

Now now, you're making it sound as if I meant that in a bad way.

Of course, I've yet to see how that could be meant in a nice way...

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

Oh no, don't worry. I'm sure he was talking about much more offending things than that, sweetie.

[taxmanharri.livejournal.com]

Aww, we should change that then. It makes things more interesting.

Ooh, I get my own alert now? You shouldn't have. <3

You like it and you know it.

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

That it does, my friend...

I know, but it was on sale and everything. <3

Maybe I do. The question is, will you like what you drive me to do? ;D

[blindsmanbluff.livejournal.com]

I'm going to shoot off your nads in bed.

If you know what I mean in bed.

See what I did there?

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

Aw, knew you'd be jealous.

I'm going to get you drunk in bed.

...wait, that seems oddly familiar...

[blindsmanbluff.livejournal.com]

Psh. Oh Limpy.

Your well on your way to becoming the center of attention, which lets face it is your default setting, so it would seem most effective if I pretended to be the jealous schoolgirl patient.

I imagine the double entendre's will be up next?

[mainoffender-xx.livejournal.com]

Oh, boy, now I get to share in this honour as well.

But, we've discussed this, Snarkypants--you're not getting in my, well...pants.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

Mhmmm.

Aw, but Guy-With-Ridiculous-Nicknames, why not? You'd totally like it. All night long.

...umm, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. And you may have to do some serious in-between the lines work there.

[mainoffender-xx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that one just doesn't seem as obvious as the other ones. -solemnheadshake-

[youknowtherules.livejournal.com]

You really are an interesting one House.
I almost wonder how your snarky attitude got you passed as a doctor. I'm surprised. :O

[[ <3 I love you and this convo. Hard.]]

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

Inorite?
Probably because they test us on brains and rarely on bedside manners.

[[ XD So did I. Had to post it. lmao ]]

[youknowtherules.livejournal.com]

Well, at least I have them.
And it would seem apparent that I have enough brains if I'm a doctor. Just more professional. With my name on my door.

They like me better here...if you know what I mean. <3

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

UNCALLED FOR. I'll get my name on my door if I have to pay small Mexican children to do it. D<

Ooh, I can see why. We should discuss techniques sometime...if you know what I mean. <3

[hellz-happyface.livejournal.com]

That games gets so sexual, so fast. XD
I think that's the point, though.

Your make for a good read...in bed if you know what I mean. :P

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

You think right, then.

Oh, I definitely do. Nice legs, by the way, and i sincerely hope you know what that means.

[hellz-happyface.livejournal.com]

I should get a gold star then.

Haha, I'd feel like an idiot if I didn't. :P

I'd need lessons if not...if you know what I mean.

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

Sure, feel free to come by my office so I can teach you. If you know what I mean.

[andthedoctor.livejournal.com]

Er... then what, exactly, do you mean by that?

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

Probably something you've never done before. It's not that hard though, feel free to come by sometime so I can show you. Always willing to help out.

[[ lmao at your icon xD That man makes some fantastic faces. ]]

[andthedoctor.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not quite sure what you could mean. Er... is it something better explained in person?

{ Haha, I wish I had more icon slots for him, so many icons and so little room. :D :D }

[boredcertified.livejournal.com]

Definitely. It's impossible to get the full effect unless it's demonstrated, I think.